Bill Cappel

His 3rd place finish in the 125 class at the 1973 Hangtown GP on his Cliff White Moto Products Penton 125 was his high mark. He still sleeps with his trophy. In 2004 he found AHRMA and dedicated himself to realizing his spiritual ambition of being a lifetime novice. However, his aspirations were dealt a staggering blow early on. Bill is faster than Ryan. When he regularly and convincingly kept beating Dirk "The 165 Pound Wonder" Williams, Marty "The Dog Whisperer" Karadinas, and Ryan " The Wheelman" Wheeler, he was bumped up to intermediate and thus ruining his dreams of eternal greatness. Bill is faster than Fred. Now well embedded in a path of mediocrity, he is living proof that if you set your goals low enough you are sure to achieve them. Oh, was it mentioned that Bill is faster than both Wachter Brothers?

John Cappel

His passion lays in cross country and is in charge of developing the cross country component of our MX weekends. John knows he's faster than Eric and Fred. He doesn’t cook and is a crummy hooch bitch. But he's the best mechanic and very detailed oriented so he makes the cut. John wants to beat Bill at Hangtown. John's claim to fame is his Mammoth Mountain ride in 1973 on his CZ Falta 250. He still sleeps with his trophy also.

Ron Carbaugh

Growing up in Texas he was slow. He used to beat Bill. His early riding experience fostered a love of Pentons which to this day he hasn’t shaken. He knows how to find all 12 neutrals. He was a paratropper so making dumb decisions like leaving a flying airplane come naturally. His nickname "first turn" was given him because he was always first to the first turn. If he wasn’t, you did not want to be ahead of him as you wouldn’t be for long. He taught Tom "The Bike Destroyer" Benolkin how to use the berms like the boards in hockey. But after the first turn things changed, Dirk would have beaten him. Now retired to Kerville, Texas and helping the team he has reached the pinnacle of self fulfillment. His only regret was he wasn’t able to beat Ryan. You will see Ron at every reunion ride and is making the rest of his Guanos tow the standard he has set.

John Kovalcik

Now with a new knee he will try and beat Dirk to the chow line this year. The sandbagging intermediate that he is lives in Phoenix but can be convinced to go anywhere as long as it doesn’t involve flying. He is the only pelican scared to fly, go figure a pelican that doesn’t fly he would make a better penguin. John knows he can beat Ron. You can be sure of one constant. That being if John is at a race none of his team mates will ever DNF for mechanical reasons.

Terry Gates

You can usually find Terrys rig at the races as he sports a large pink neon flamingo (he thinks it is cool). He ain't much of a cook. But you should see Terry in a food fight. He sucks as a mechanic. But he is never far from the beer. If he weren't a fast expert and usually wins at least one national title we would have put him on waivers. Terry on his worst day can beat Ron. Between his Ossa collection and his Pentons, Terry is always looking to get a bike that can shift. He is also the only Guano to compete on the road race circuit. But next time you are in the south at an AHRMA race just look for the biggest smile and cold brew in someones hand and you have found Terry. Terry on his best day will never beat Tom. But come Sunday morning bring on the eggs and grits, and know Terry will be ready. Hangover or not.

David Gulickson

David races only vintage but next year might bring out another day for him as we are trying to get him to ride the PV circuit as well. He will have to ride over his head to beat John. Yes, old number 13r is a hopeless vintage addict. David swears he will only mount a Husky, so we are trying to train one for him. You can always tell him at the races as he is the one with that big smile across his face getting ready for his next moto.

Bill "Billy" Sekulich

Any way, this reclusive Guano has spent the bulk of his life collecting his first love - vintage dirt bikes. He knew one day he might be able to race John (to the jiffy Johnny). His idea of a pit bike is a 1974 Butaco 250 Pursang engine in a mini-bike chassis. Billy is fast enough to beat Ryan to the buffet. Hell it takes a rodeo clown to get him away from the buffet line. But rumor has it that his fellow guanos have embarrassed him into coming out of retirement and making a come back to the MX circuit. Dirk is working on his mouth to mouth technique. When asked about personal information like his wedding date he says "I brought my wife of course". Billy may not be the biggest Guano, or the best looking guano, or the fastest guano but then he has 800 bikes. Do you?

Nicky "Captain Chaos" Trevino

Since Nicky discovered his Portuguese ancestry and that Portugal makes no MX bikes, he has become a single minded bike vacuum. He is soaking up so much of the available bikes that he might find himself on probation. We have converted him over to riding Huskys but with his growing girth he might go back to large bore Japanese iron. His cooking skills rival the Wachter brothers but since he doesn’t drink he is more valuable to us. Not only for his cooking but his designated driving.

Marty "The Dog Whisperer" Karadinas

So why is Marty a PGM member? Because he owns a load of CZ bikes. He always has that infectious smile on his face (I think he must be simple). He makes every race possible and has for years. Besides he is our resident loan shark and we owe him money.

Michael "crash" Mcgee

"Dancing" Jim Heath